How wearing a Simon Cowell -style trouser waistband is a sign that

The level at which a man wears his trousers is directly linked to his age, researchers say.

Dannii's not getting any attention from Simon, but it's OK because she got to touch this lady's bum - Wales Online

Simon Cowell Gives Cancer-Striken Nightbirde Golden Buzzer on 'America's Got Talent' - Watch Her Performance!: Photo 4566397, America's Got Talent, Nightbirde, Simon Cowell, Video Photos

Amanda Holden Reveals Simon Cowell's Prehistoric Rules For The Women On His Talent Shows

X Factor: Dannii Minogue 'set to make a sensational return at judges' houses' - Irish Mirror Online

Simon Cowell is a fan of going 'commando'. Excuse us while we retch.

Cheryl fall-out over US X Factor a nightmare: Cowell

Simon Cowell Women's Knickers, Briefs Personalised

Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman take romantic stroll in Malibu - Irish Mirror Online

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Simon Cowell looks slimmer than ever on holiday with his fiancée, son and ex-girlfriend - Irish Mirror Online

Simon Cowell Gives Health Update After Breaking His Arm in an Electric Bike Accident

Simon Cowell as you've never seen him before